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kill a monkey
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Created on 2002-10-08 17:36:25 (#733191), last updated 2004-06-29
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Basic Info| Name: | Satan |
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BioWe Killed Them All
Once upon a time there were two sisters, Amanda and Satan, who had an evil scheme to get rid of all the monkeys of the world. This ingeniously diabolical scheme may have proved they're insanity, but who could blame them? Monkey's were such a filthy and disgustingly ugly creature. So finally, Satan and Amanda gathered up all the monkeys of the world one day. Sure that may sound like an impossible thing to do, but when you're insane nothing is impossible. Then, one by one, Amanda and Brandi put a lighter to each of the monkeys' tails and burned them up. Somehow, as if the monkeys were like a typical cartoon bomb, once the flames got to the ass end, the monkeys blew up. Of course, seeing as how all the monkey's in the world must take up a huge space of land, eventually there was a big gaping crater. As monkey after monkey exploded, the crater became larger and larger until there was a hole through the Earth. This in turn caused a change in gravity and suddenly it became a black whole sucking every lifeform off the planet and into nothingness. So maybe my sister and I caused the end of the world as we know it, but at least we got rid of the fucking monkeys.
writtin by brandi mcsweeney
Once upon a time there were two sisters, Amanda and Satan, who had an evil scheme to get rid of all the monkeys of the world. This ingeniously diabolical scheme may have proved they're insanity, but who could blame them? Monkey's were such a filthy and disgustingly ugly creature. So finally, Satan and Amanda gathered up all the monkeys of the world one day. Sure that may sound like an impossible thing to do, but when you're insane nothing is impossible. Then, one by one, Amanda and Brandi put a lighter to each of the monkeys' tails and burned them up. Somehow, as if the monkeys were like a typical cartoon bomb, once the flames got to the ass end, the monkeys blew up. Of course, seeing as how all the monkey's in the world must take up a huge space of land, eventually there was a big gaping crater. As monkey after monkey exploded, the crater became larger and larger until there was a hole through the Earth. This in turn caused a change in gravity and suddenly it became a black whole sucking every lifeform off the planet and into nothingness. So maybe my sister and I caused the end of the world as we know it, but at least we got rid of the fucking monkeys.
writtin by brandi mcsweeney
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battered monkeys, burning monkeys, dead monkeys, eating monkeys, killing monkeys, rotting monkeys, shooting monkeys, stabbing monkeys, strangling monkeys, tortured monkeys
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